"I am a lioness. I will not cringe for them."
Cersei Lannister || A Song of Ice and Fire  (via 5000letters)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked



"You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you."
2:03am, I really loved you that much (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: hoetion)

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done


"everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back"
(via kxthleen)

Ha!

(via slickos)


"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
atrioventriculas:

socialismartnature:




This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”




reblogging for the millionth time 

slapmytitties:

This freshman bitch in my sociology class wouldn’t shut up about her life like ok girl I didn’t ask for the sparknotes version of your autobiography this ain’t memoirs of a sociology student shut the fuck up ugh

thatfunnyblog:

this is some airbending shit right here